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CROSSWORD 25032018
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. „Impossible,“ says the doctor. „Show me.“ She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, „You're not really a brunette are you?“ She says, „No, I'm really a blonde.“ „I thought so,“ he says. „…CROSSWORD.“
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Horizontal clues
A A BUNCH OF, FISHING, PERHAPS, ARS AMATORIA POET, AURICULAR
B HES HOWHERE MAN (BEATLES LYRIC), FOOD FOR SEA URCHINS, GOOD GRIEF!, CHEMICAL ENDING
C 1. PART CROSSWORD, KIND OF BAND
D BERNES RIVER, FROST-COVERED, SWITCH POSITIONS, VICTOR, ANATOMICAL FOOT
E ASTRONOMER TYCHO, HOI, SAY LIL ABNER, SAY
F ANISE-FLAVORED LIQUEUR, FLY-BY-NIGHT?, ALIAS PRECEDER, LOVE STORY COMPOSER FRANCIS
G SGTS., E.G., KIND OF PITCH, REMEMBER THE!
H NIGHT AUTHOR WIESEL, FIRST NAME IN 50S TV, 2. PART CROSSWORD
I REVS, JAPANESE-AMERICAN, FEUDAL LORD
Vertical clues
1 POET ANGELOU, BOO-BOO
2 LOUD, AS A CROWD, PAC 10 MEMBER
3 PREFIX WITH -ALGIA, KIND OF DYE
4 SHOSTAKOVICHS BABI SYMPHONY, DENSITY SYMBOL, COMPRENDE?
5 1966 MICHAEL CAINE ROLE, ENGINE PARTS
6 CUT CORNERS, TIMES TO CALL, IN CLASSIFIEDS
7 CHOOSING-UP WORD, BLACK SEA PORT, NEW-STYLE
8 STAR IN PERSEUS, BROCKOVICH
9 FOR ALL TO SEE, SUE GRAFTONS FOR ALIBI
10 LEFT-HAND PAGE, EUROPEAN LANGUAGE
11 BORODINS PRINCE, POETS FEET
12 SOCIAL, BAEDEKER OF THE BAEDEKER TRAVEL GUIDES
13 TO AUTUMN, E.G., CHICKEN KING, LAW, IN LYON
14 ADAGIO AND ALLEGRO, CAMP SIGHT
15 ACTRESS BALIN, AUTHOR LESHAN, COMPUTER STORAGE UNIT, INFORMALLY
16 PERFUME, ACTRESS SKYE