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PHONE
One night, the phone rang, and Dad answered it. On the other end was an obscene phone caller. Dad listened for a few seconds before telling my mother, “…Crossword has 10 letters,” and handing her the phone.
R | O | T | I | N | O | M | L | P | I | E |
E | F | V | K | M | B | E | L | L | T | B |
T | L | R | E | I | A | A | U | S | A | U |
I | O | E | B | N | N | L | G | N | M | C |
C | U | I | P | T | J | R | A | S | E | F |
E | R | O | P | H | O | N | E | S | R | T |
C | L | O | T | H | A | L | S | L | N | R |
R | T | A | S | P | T | N | Y | E | U | B |
E | B | O | E | S | U | O | T | T | E | R |
A | B | E | A | V | E | R | F | U | S | E |
M | L | C | S | E | S | S | A | L | G | K |
BANANAPEEL
BANJO
BATH
BEAVER
BELL
CASTLES
CLOTH
CORK
CRIB
CROSSES
CUBE
ELEPHANT
FLOUR
FUSE
GLASSES
ICECREAM
KERB
LUTE
MONITOR
OTTER
OVEN
PLANTPOT
RULER
SALAMI
SEAGULL
TAMER
TENT